Guillotine Card Game Review: A Darkly Funny French Revolution Strategy Game

I’ve just been through a riotously fun adventure with a card game called Guillotine. This gem of a game, set against the backdrop of the French Revolution, is as entertaining as it is wickedly humorous. Gather around, for I’m eager to share the ins and outs of this delightful game with you.

Setting up Guillotine is a breeze, a simple preparation for the mischief and strategy that awaits. Lay out a row of 12 cards representing noble characters from the revolution. These nobles, from the haughty to the downright absurd, are lined up for the guillotine. Each player receives a hand of action cards, the tools with which you’ll attempt to manipulate the line to your advantage.

The heart of Guillotine beats in its playful yet strategic gameplay. Each day or round, lasts three turns, during which players use their action cards to rearrange the nobles, aiming to collect the ones with the highest point values. Perhaps you’ll move a high-value noble to the front of the line or push a less desirable character towards their fate. After playing an action card and collecting your noble, the line moves forward, and play passes to the next person.

Ah, but the joy of Guillotine isn’t just in the strategy; it’s in the laughter that erupts as nobles shuffle towards the guillotine, as plans go awry, and as players revel in the chaos they create. It’s a game that doesn’t take itself too seriously, inviting you to join in the jest.

The Villainous Guards card wields a power so formidable, it can shift the tide of the game with its devilish decree. It’s as if the guards themselves stare out from the card, their eyes gleaming with malice, ensuring that the line to the guillotine remains untouched, unaltered by our hopeful schemes. This card, in its essence, is a game-changer, a force that demands respect and a bit of fear, for its influence on the board is unparalleled.

Winning in Guillotine is a matter of cunning and a dash of luck, as the player with the most points after three days of revolution claims victory. But, in truth, every round of this game is a win for fun and camaraderie.

Guillotine has quickly sliced its way into my heart as a favorite for its unique blend of dark humor, easy-to-learn gameplay, and the sheer unpredictability of each round. It’s perfect for those moments when you crave a game that’s light-hearted yet engaging, filled with strategic choices but wrapped in a package of whimsical fun. So, if you’re in the mood for a bit of revolutionary mischief, gather your comrades, and let the games begin. Guillotine awaits to crown you the master of mayhem and merriment.

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  1. I played this game for the first time last night after seeing your rec. We couldn’t decide on what to play and then I saw this game on the shelf. It was FUN and easy to play. I even won one of the games.

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